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Pacifism
Pale Ebenezer thought it wrong to fight
But Roaring Bill (who killed him) thought it right.
Hilaire Belloc
These [Judeo-Christian] codes and ideals, as well as common sense, hold that at times life must be sacrificed for the sake of morality. Pacifism, however, holds the direct opposite: Morality must be sacrificed for the sake of life.
Dennis Prager
Pacifist
Pacifists would do well to study the Siegfried and Maginot Lines, remembering that these defenses were forced; that Troy fell; that the walls of Hadrian succumbed; that the Great Wall of China was futile; and that, by the same token, the mighty seas which are alleged to defend us can also be circumvented by a resolute and ingenious opponent.
George S. Patton, Jr.
Painting
Everyone wants to understand painting. Why don't they try to understand the singing of birds? People love the night, a flower, everything that surrounds them without trying to understand them. But painting — that they must understand.
Pablo Picasso
I do not paint a portrait to look like the subject, rather does the person grow to look like his portrait.
Salvador Dali
Pamphlet
It has been for a long time a very just complaint, among the learned, that a multitude of valuable productions, published in small pamphlets, or in single sheets, are in a short time, too often by accidents, or negligence, destroyed, and entirely lost; and that those authors, whose reverence for the public has hindered them from swelling their works with repetition, or encumbering them with superfluities, and who, therefore, deserve the praise and gratitude of posterity, are forgotten, for the very reason for which they might expect to be remembered.
Samuel Johnson
Panama Canal
We should keep the Panama Canal. After all we stole it fair and square.
S. I. Hayakawa
Paradise Lost
Paradise Lost is one of the books which the reader admires and lays down, and forgets to take up again. None ever wished it longer than it is. Its perusal is a duty rather than a pleasure.
Samuel Johnson
Parents
My father was frightened by his mother. I was frightened by my father, and I'm damned well going to make sure that my children are frightened of me.
George V
A Jewish man with parents alive is a 15-year-old boy, and will remain a 15-year-old boy until they die.
Philip Roth
Parents are sometimes a bit of a disappointment to their children. They don't fulfill the promise of their early years.
Anthony Powell
Always obey your parents, when they are present.
Mark Twain
Maternity is a matter of fact. Paternity is a matter of opinion.
Walter Bagehot
I'm still working. I need the money. Money, I've discovered, is the one thing keeping me in touch with my children.
Gyles Brandreth
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.
Phyllis Diller
The regal and parental tyrant differ only in the extent of their dominions, and the number of their slaves.
Samuel Johnson
The joys of parents are secret, and so are their griefs and fears.
Francis Bacon
To have voluntarily become to any being the occasion of its existence, produces an obligation to make that existence happy.
Samuel Johnson
Parliament
The object of Parliament is to substitute argument for fisticuffs.
Winston Churchill
You have sat too long here for any good you have been doing lately …. Depart, I say; and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go!
Oliver Cromwell, to the Rump Parliament
Parting
Good night, good night! parting is such sweet sorrow,
That I shall say good night till it be morrow.
Shakespeare
Party
After all, what is your hosts' purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi.
P. J. O'Rourke
The sooner every party breaks up the better.
Jane Austen
The ruling passion, be it what it will,
The ruling passion conquers reason still.
Alexander Pope
You beat your pate, and fancy wit will come:
Knock as you please, there’s nobody at home.
Alexander Pope
The conduct of a losing party never appears right: at least it never can possess the only infallible criterion of wisdom to vulgar judgements — success.
Edmund Burke
Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogethery, then inarticulate, and then drunk.
Lord Byron
Party-Spirit
Party-spirit, which at best is but the madness of many for the gain of a few.
Alexander Pope
Passion
The Passions are like Fire and Water; good Servants, but bad Masters.
Thomas Fuller
How well I remember the aged poet Sophocles, when in answer to the question, "How does love suit with age, Sophocles — are you still the man you were?" he replied, "Peace, most gladly have I escaped the thing of which you speak; I feel as if I had escaped from a mad and furious master."
Plato
Past
This only is denied to God: the power to undo the past.
Agathon
What's done cannot be undone.
William Shakespeare
While you have a future do not live too much in contemplation of your past: unless you are content to walk backward the mirror is a poor guide.
Ambrose Bierce
Let the dozing soul remember,
let the mind awake and revive by contemplating
how our life goes by so swiftly
and how our death comes near so silently;
how quickly pleasure fades,
and how when it is recalled it give us pain,
how we seem always to think
that times past must have been better than today.
Jorge Manrique
Patience
Patience, n. A minor form of despair, disguised as a virtue.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
So long as Heaven has condemned us to suffer, patience is a virtue; but if we reject the proffered deliverance, it degenerates into blind and stupid despair.
Pharas
Patience has its limits. Take it too far, and it's cowardice.
George Jackson
If what we suffer has been brought upon us by ourselves, it is observed by an ancient poet that patience is eminently our duty, since no one should be angry at feeling that which he has deserved.
Samuel Johnson
You tread upon my patience.
Shakespeare
I am as poor as Job, my lord, but not so patient.
Shakespeare
For there was never yet philosopher
That could endure the toothache patiently.
Shakespeare
How poor are they that have not patience!
What wound did ever heal but by degrees?
Shakespeare
Patriot
A patriot is he whose public conduct is regulated by one single motive, the love of his country; who, as an agent in parliament, has for himself neither hope nor fear, neither kindness nor resentment, but refers everything to the common interest.
Samuel Johnson
It ought to be deeply impressed on the minds of all who have voices in this national deliberation, that no man can deserve a seat in parliament, who is not a patriot. No other man will protect our rights: no other man can merit our confidence.
Samuel Johnson
Patriotism
Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
Samuel Johnson
[A] country without a word to describe its love for what is best within it is a country ill-equipped to defend what is best within it.
Jonah Goldberg
I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country!
Nathan Hale
[There] is something fundamentally unpatriotic in the yearning to fundamentally transform your country.
Jonah Goldberg
He is no lover of his country, that unnecessarily disturbs its peace. Few errours and few faults of government, can justify an appeal to the rabble; who ought not to judge of what they cannot understand, and whose opinions are not propagated by reason, but caught by contagion.
Samuel Johnson
Patron
Is not a Patron, my Lord [Chesterfield], one who looks with unconcern on a man struggling for life in the water, and when he has reached ground, encumbers him with help? The notice which you which you have been pleased to take of my labours, had it been early, had been kind; but it has been delayed till I am indifferent, and cannot enjoy it; till I am solitary, and cannot impart it; till I am known, and do not want it.
Samuel Johnson
If it be unhappy to have one patron, what is his misery who has many?
Samuel Johnson
Bow to no patron's insolence; rely
On no frail hopes, in freedom live and die.
(Mitte superba pati fastidia, spemque caducam
Despice; vive tibi, nam moriere tibi.)
F. Lewis, based on Seneca
Peace
That they may have a little peace, even the best dogs are compelled to snarl occasionally.
William Feather
Peace, n. In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
If you want peace, prepare for war. (Si vis pacem, para bellum. Alternatively, Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum.)
Vegetius
The terror of the Roman arms added weight and dignity to the moderation of the emperors. They preserved the peace by a constant preparation for war.
Edward Gibbon
The name of peace is sweet, the thing itself is most salutary.
Cicero
[Peace] cannot be honorable or secure, if the sovereign betrays a pusillanimous aversion to war.
Edward Gibbon
If we desire to secure peace, … it must be known that we are, at all times, ready for war.
Andrew Jackson
To be prepared for war is one of the most effectual means of preserving peace.
George Washington (c.f. Vegetius)
I am a man of peace — God knows how I love peace. But I hope I shall never be such a coward as to mistake oppression for peace.
Lajos Kossuth
They made a wasteland and called it peace.
Tacitus
This is not a peace. It is an armistice for twenty years!
Ferdinand Foch at the signing of the Treat of Versailles
… they who would make peace without a previous knowledge of the terms, make a surrender. They are conquered.
Edmund Burke
Peace with Germany and Japan on our terms will not bring much rest to you and me (if I am still responsible). As I observed last time, when the war of the giants is over, the war of the pygmies will begin.
Winston Churchill, to FDR.
Pension
In England pensions used to be given to aristocrats, because aristocrats had political influence, in order to corrupt them. Here pensions are given to the great democratic mass, because they have political power, to corrupt them.
William Graham Sumner
People
If you want people to think well of you, do not speak well of yourself.
Blaise Pascal
Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
George Burns
Most of the trouble in the world is caused by people wanting to be important.
T. S. Eliot
It is in vain to hope to please all alike. Let a man stand with his face in what direction he will, he must necessarily turn his back on one half of the world.
George Dennison Prentice
For every credibility gap there is a gullibility fill.
Richard Clopton
The biggest gap in the world is the gap between the justice of a cause and the motives of the people pushing it.
John P. Grier
When the people applauded him wildly, [Phocion] turned to one of his friends and said, "Have I said something foolish?"
Diogenes Laertius
Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them to become what they are capable of being.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
I wouldn't want to join any club that would accept me as a member.
Groucho Marx
I am not a bit afraid of Siegfried Sassoon. That man can think. I am afraid only of people who cannot think.
Winston Churchill
We are all worms. But I do believe that I am a glowworm.
Winston Churchill
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.
George S. Patton, Jr.
We're all just superstitious natives.
Adam Carolla
Perfection
The pursuit of perfection prevents achievement of the satisfactory.
George F. Will
The desire of perfection became the ruling passion of their soul; and it is well known, that while reason embraces a cold mediocrity, our passions hurry us, with rapid violence, over the space which lies between the most opposite extremes.
Edward Gibbon
He that has abilities to conceive perfection, will not easily be content without it; and since perfection cannot be reached, will lose the opportunity of doing well in the vain hope of unattainable excellence.
Samuel Johnson
The maxim Nothing avails but perfection may be spelt shorter: 'Paralysis.'
Winston Churchill
Permanency
Our new Constitution is now established, and has an appearance that promises permanency; but in this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.
Benjamin Franklin
Persecution
In [Nazi] Germany, they came first for the Communists,
And I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist;
And then they came for the trade unionists,
And I didn't speak up because I wasn't a trade unionist;
And then they came for the Jews,
And I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew;
And then … they came for me …
And by that time there was no one left to speak up.
Martin Niemöller (Attributed)
Perseverance
One need not hope in order to undertake; nor succeed in order to persevere.
William the Silent
Fall down seven times, get up eight.
Japanese Proverb
[Let] us run with perseverance the race marked out for us.
Hebrews 12:1
"Fight on, my men," says Sir Andrew Barton,
"I am hurt, but I am not slain;
I'll lay me down and bleed awhile,
And then I'll rise and fight again."
Author unidentified
Victory belongs to the most persevering.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Great works are performed, not by strength, but by perseverance; yonder palace was raised by single stones, yet you see its height and spaciousness. He that shall walk with vigor three hours a day, will pass in seven years a space equal to the circumference of the globe.
Samuel Johnson
All the performances of human art, at which we look with praise or wonder, are instances of the resistless force of perseverance: it is by this that the quarry becomes a pyramid, and that distant countries are united with canals.
Samuel Johnson
Every design in which the connexion is regularly traced from the first motion to the last, must be formed and executed by calm intrepidity, and requires not only courage which danger cannot turn aside, but constancy which fatigues cannot weary, and contrivance which impediments cannot exhaust.
Samuel Johnson
’Tis known by the name of perseverance in a good cause — and of obstinacy in a bad one.
Laurence Sterne
Persian
[The Persians] deliberate about the gravest matters when they are drunk.
Euripides
Persistence
It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness.
Chinese Proverb
Do not let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do.
John Wooden
… and this her parents suffered in the bewilderment of finding that they had forgotten how to oppose her gently resolute will through the lifelong habit of yielding to it.
Rudyard Kipling
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
Author unidentified
Many strokes overthrow the tallest oaks.
John Lyly
Our greatest glory is, not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.
Oliver Goldsmith
Never give in — never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honour and good sense.
Winston Churchill
Perspective
Though boys throw stones at frogs in sport, the frogs do not die in sport, but in earnest.
Bion
Persuasion
Persuasion is the resource of the feeble; and the feeble can seldom persuade …
Edward Gibbon
We are generally the better persuaded by the reasons we discover ourselves than by those given to us by others.
Blaise Pascal
Would you persuade, speak of Interest, not of Reason.
Author unidentified
Pessimism
My pessimism goes to the point of suspecting the sincerity of pessimists.
Jean Rostand
Cheer up! the worst is yet to come.
Philander Johnson
Pessimist
A pessimist is a man who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
Laurence J. Peter
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
Mark Twain
Philosopher
The philosopher is Nature's pilot — and there you have our difference: to be in hell is to drift; to be in heaven is to steer.
George Bernard Shaw
Philosophy
I have a simple philosophy. Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
The philosophers have only interpreted the world; the thing, however, is to change it.
Karl Marx
It is good that a philosopher should remind himself, now and then, that he is a particle pontificating on infinity.
Will and Ariel Durant
If I wished to punish a province, I would have it governed by philosophers.
Frederick the Great
Cartesian, adj. Relating to Descartes, a famous philosopher, author of the celebrated dictum, Cogito ergo sum — whereby he was pleased to suppose he demonstrated the reality of human existence. The dictum might be improved, however, thus: Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum—"I think that I think, therefore I think that I am;" as close an approach to certainty as any philosopher has yet made.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Kant was probably the worst writer ever heard of on earth before Karl Marx. Some of his ideas were really quite simple, but he always managed to make them seem unintelligible. I hope he is in Hell.
H. L. Mencken
Feel deeply to think clearly.
Nathaniel Branden
It is best, it seems to me, to separate one's inner striving from one's trade as far as possible. It is not good when one's daily bread is tied to God's special blessing.
Albert Einstein
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Shakespeare
Physician
He that sinneth before his Maker, let him fall into the hand of the physician.
Ecclesiasticus 38:15 (KJVAAE)
Pianist
Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best.
Anonymous
Picasso, Pablo
His [Pablo Picasso's] ability to overawe and exploit both men and women — some of them highly intelligent and uneasily aware of what he was doing to them — was by far the most remarkable thing about him.
Paul Johnson
Picture
If your pictures aren't good enough, you aren't close enough.
Robert Capa
Pilot
In a calm sea every man is a pilot.
John Ray
Pity
Pity costs nothin' and ain't worth nothin'.
Josh Billings
Some of you with Pilate wash your hands,
Showing an outward pity.
Shakespeare
Then cherish pity, lest you drive an angel from your door.
William Blake
Planning
Our plans miscarry because they have no aim. When a man does not know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind.
Seneca
The plans differ; the planners are all alike …
Frédéric Bastiat
It is a bad plan that admits of no modification.
Publilius Syrus
I have always found that plans are useless, but planning is indispensable.
Dwight Eisenhower
The best time to plant a tree is ten years ago. The second best time is now.
Confucius
The point I am trying to bring out is that one does not plan and then try to make circumstances fit those plans. One tries to make plans fit the circumstances.
George S. Patton, Jr.
[The man of system] seems to imagine that he can arrange the different members of a great society with as much ease as the hand arranges the different pieces upon a chess-board.
Adam Smith
Platitude
A platitude is simply a truth repeated until people get tired of hearing it.
Stanley Baldwin
Pleasure
Pleasure for an hour, a bottle of wine; pleasure for a year, marriage; pleasure for a lifetime, a garden.
Chinese saying
Pleasure is by no means an infallible guide, but it is the least fallible.
W. H. Auden
Pleasure is Nature's test, her sign of approval. When man is happy, he is in harmony with himself and his environment.
Oscar Wilde
But pleasures are like poppies spread,
You seize the flower, its bloom is shed;
Or like the snow falls in the river,
A moment white — then melts for ever …
Robert Burns
No pleasure is worth giving up for the sake of two more years in a geriatric home …
Kingsley Amis
Intend to live in continual mortification, and never to expect or desire any worldly ease or pleasure.
Jonathan Edwards
Cultivating whatever gave pleasure to my senses was always the chief business of my life; I have never found any occupation more important. Feeling that I was born for the sex opposite to mine, I have always loved it and done all I could to make myself loved by it.
Giacomo Girolamo Casanova de Seingalt
None are so hard to please, as those whom satiety of pleasure makes weary of themselves; nor any so readily provoked as those who have been always courted with an emulation of civility.
Samuel Johnson
All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.
Samuel Butler
Pleasure's a sin, and sometimes sin's a pleasure.
Lord Byron
Poet
No honest poet can ever feel quite sure of the permanent value of what he has written: he may have wasted his time and messed up his life for nothing.
T. S. Eliot
All poets are mad.
Robert Burton
Inside every man there is a poet who died young.
Stefan Kanfer
We poets in our youth begin in gladness;
But thereof come in the end despondency and madness.
Wordsworth
Many brave men lived before Agamemnon; but all are overwhelmed in eternal night, unwept, unknown, because they lack a sacred poet.
Horace
You puff the poets of other days,
The living you deplore.
Spare me the accolade: your praise
Is not worth dying for.
Martial
To a poet nothing can be useless.
Samuel Johnson
Different poets … would, without any communication of opinions, lament the deceitfulness of hope, the fugacity of pleasure, the fragility of beauty, and the frequency of calamity; and for palliatives of these incurable miseries, they would concur in recommending kindness, temperance, caution, and fortitude.
Samuel Johnson
Poetry
I've written some poetry I don't understand myself.
Carl Sandburg
"Free verse'? You may as well call sleeping in a ditch 'free architecture'."
G. K. Chesterton
No poems can please for long or live that are written by water-drinkers.
Horace
Poetry is the art of uniting pleasure with truth, by calling imagination to the help of reason.
Samuel Johnson
He that thinks himself capable of astonishing may write blank verse: but those that hope only to please must condescend to rhyme.
Samuel Johnson
Works of imagination excel by their allurement and delight; by their power of attracting and detaining the attention.
Samuel Johnson
Point Of No Return
The die has been cast. (Alea iacta est.)
Julius Caesar
Police
I have never seen a situation so dismal that a policeman couldn't make it worse.
Brendan Behan
Political Scientist
Political scientists almost everywhere have promoted the expansion of government power. They have functioned as the clergy of oppression.
Rudolph Rummel
Politician
An honest politician is one who when he is bought will stay bought.
Simon Cameron
You do not know, you cannot know, the difficulty of the life of a politician. It means every minute of the day or night, every ounce of your energy. There is no rest, no relaxation. Enjoyment? A politician does not know the meaning of the word.
Nikita Khrushchev
90% of the politicians give the other 10% a bad reputation.
Henry Kissinger
Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges, even where there are no rivers.
Nikita Khrushchev
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Aesop
Politicians will always disappoint you.
William Rusher (Attributed)
I still believe in liberalism today as much as I ever did, but, oh, there was a happy time when I believed in liberals …
G. K. Chesterton
If I knew them [MPs], it might spoil the purity of my hatred.
Norman Shrapnel
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
Harry S. Truman
… the great human scourge of the twentieth century; the professional politician.
Paul Johnson
When the leaders choose to make themselves bidders at an auction of popularity, their talents, in the construction of the state, will be of no service. They will become flatterers instead of legislators; the instruments, not the guides, of the people.
Edmund Burke
Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness.
Aristotle
The main thing that every political campaign in the United States demonstrates is that the politicians of all parties, despite their superficial enmities, are really members of one great brotherhood. Their principal, and indeed their sole, object is to collar public office, with all the privileges and profits that go therewith. They achieve this collaring by buying votes with other people's money. No professional politician is ever actually in favor of public economy. It is his implacable enemy, and he knows it. All professional politicians are dedicated wholeheartedly to waste and corruption. They are the enemies of every decent man.
H. L. Mencken
For my own part I have always felt that a politician is to be judged by the animosities which he excites among his opponents. I have always set myself not merely to relish but to deserve thoroughly their censure.
Winston Churchill
I submit respectfully to the House as a general principle that our responsibility in this matter is directly proportionate to our power. Where there is great power there is great responsibility, where there is less power there is less responsibility, and where there is no power there can, I think, be no responsibility.
Winston Churchill
Politics
[I feel] somewhat like the boy in Kentucky who stubbed his toe while running to see his sweetheart. The boy said he was too big to cry, and far too badly hurt to laugh.
Abraham Lincoln, when asked how he felt about the Democrats winning the N.Y. State elections
An eminent American is reported to have said to friends who wished to put him forward, "Gentlemen, let there be no mistake. I should make a good president, but a very bad candidate."
James Bryce
Seriously, I do not think I am fit for the presidency.
Abraham Lincoln
The illegal we do immediately, the unconstitutional takes a little longer.
Henry Kissinger
Politics are almost as exciting as war, and — quite as dangerous … In war, you can only be killed once. But in politics many times.
Winston Churchill
In politics a community of hatred is almost always the foundation of friendships.
Alexis de Tocqueville
Politics is war without bloodshed, and war is politics with blood.
Mao Tse-Tung
In politics, a straight line is the shortest distance to disaster.
John P. Roche
The Labour Party is going about the country stirring up apathy.
William Whitelaw
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Henry Kissinger
Politics, and the fate of mankind, are shaped by men without ideals and without greatness.
Albert Camus
I just received the following wire from my generous Daddy. "Dear Jack: Don't buy a single vote more than necessary. I'll be damned if I am going to pay for a landslide."
John F. Kennedy
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
Ronald Reagan
I gave 'em a sword. And they stuck it in, and they twisted it with relish. And I guess if I had been in their position, I'd have done the same.
Richard Nixon (1977)
Whenever a man has cast a longing eye on office, a rottenness begins in his conduct.
Thomas Jefferson
In statesmanship get formalities right, never mind about the moralities.
Mark Twain
I claim not to have controlled events, but confess plainly that events have controlled me.
Abraham Lincoln
David Watkins: "I'm accountable for the firings. The first lady did not direct me to fire them … Did I feel pressure by the desires and wishes of others? Yes, I did."
Questioner: "Could Hillary Rodham Clinton have suggested the firings?"
David Watkins: "Yes."
David Watkins
Would that … a sense of the true aim of life might elevate the tone of politics and trade till public and private honour became identical.
Margaret Fuller
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
Margaret Thatcher
Revolutions have never lightened the burden of tyranny. They have only shifted it to another shoulder.
George Bernard Shaw
All socialism involves slavery.
Herbert Spencer
Outlawing all atomic weapons could be a magnificent gesture. However, it should be remembered that Gettysburg had a local ordinance forbidding the discharge of firearms.
Homer D. King
Until justice is blind to color, until education is unaware of race, until opportunity is unconcerned with the color of men's skins, emancipation will be a proclamation but not a fact.
Lyndon B. Johnson
The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings. The inherent virtue of Socialism is the equal sharing of miseries. [popular interpretation: Capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth; socialism is the equal sharing of poverty.]
Winston Churchill
A man who is not a Liberal at sixteen has no heart; a man who is not a Conservative at sixty has no head.
Benjamin Disraeli
If a politician murders his mother, the first response of the press or of his opponents will likely be not that it was a terrible thing to do, but rather that in a statement made six years before he had gone on record as being opposed to matricide.
Meg Greenfield
The average citizen expresses pride in the American Bill of Rights and then seeks to protect his real estate by restrictive covenants.
H. A. Overstreet
Appeasers believe that if you keep on throwing steaks to a tiger, the tiger will become a vegetarian.
Heywood Broun
There is one thing stronger than all the armies in the world; and that is an idea whose time has come.
Anonymous
The only liberty an inferior man really cherishes is the liberty to quit work, stretch out in the sun, and scratch himself.
H. L. Mencken
I can remember way back when a liberal was one who was generous with his own money.
Will Rogers
Join the army, see the world, meet interesting, exciting people, and kill them.
Author unidentified
Diplomacy is the art of telling plain truths without giving offense. When you have to kill a man it costs nothing to be polite.
Winston Churchill
Revolutionary movements attract the best and worst elements in a given society.
George Bernard Shaw
If any demonstrator ever lays down in front of my car, it'll be the last car he'll ever lay down in front of.
George C. Wallace
The Italians … you can't find one who is honest.
Richard M. Nixon
I never dared be radical when young
For fear it would make me conservative when old.
Robert Frost
I do wish [Calvin Coolidge] did not look as if he had been weaned on a pickle.
Anonymous
[Calvin Coolidge] is the first president to discover that what the American people want is to be left alone.
Will Rogers
Diplomacy, n. The patriotic art of lying for one's country.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Caskie Stinnett
There are no liberals behind steering wheels.
Russell Baker
He was a long-limbed farmer, a God-fearing, freedom-loving, law-abiding rugged individualist who held that federal aid to anyone but farmers was creeping socialism.
Joseph Heller
A year ago Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.
Author unidentified
When a dinner guest told him she liked neither his politics nor his mustache, Winston Churchill replied, "Madame, I see no earthly reason why you should come in contact with either."
Winston Churchill
In war, resolution; in defeat, defiance; in victory, magnanimity; in peace, good-will.
Winston Churchill, describing the proper spirit for a great nation
[The politician] is asked to stand, he wants to sit, and he is expected to lie.
Winston Churchill
A ruling intelligentsia, whether in Europe, Asia or Africa, treats the masses as raw material to be experimented on, processed, and wasted at will.
Eric Hoffer
There is hardly an enormity committed in the twentieth century that was not foreshadowed and even advocated by some noble "man of words" in the nineteenth.
Eric Hoffer
Nowhere at present is there such a measureless loathing of their country by educated people as in America.
Eric Hoffer
… a constitution whose meaning changes as our notions of what it ought to mean changes is not worth a whole lot. To keep government up-to-date with modern notions of what good government ought to be, we do not need a constitution but only a ballot-box and a legislature.
Antonin Scalia
Alas, how many have been persecuted for the wrong of having been right?
Jean-Baptiste Say
Nominee, n. A modest gentleman shrinking from the distinction of private life and diligently seeking the honorable obscurity of public office.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Ultimatum, n. In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Politics, n. A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Sir Alec Douglas-Home, when he was British Foreign Secretary, said he received the following telegram from an irate citizen: "To hell with you. Offensive letter follows."
William Safire
He knows nothing and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.
George Bernard Shaw
Prison is a Socialist's Paradise, where equality prevails, everything is supplied, and competition is eliminated.
Elbert Hubbard
The urge to save humanity is almost always only a false-face for the urge to rule it. Power is what all messiahs really seek: not the chance to serve. This is true even of the pious brethren who carry the gospel to foreign parts.
H. L. Mencken
It is [a politician's] business to get and hold his job at all costs. If he can hold it by lying, he will hold it by lying; if lying peters out, he will try to hold it by embracing new truths. His ear is ever close to the ground.
H. L. Mencken
A professional politician is a professionally dishonorable man. In order to get anywhere near high office he has to make so many compromises and submit to so many humiliations that he becomes indistinguishable from a streetwalker.
H. L. Mencken
I hear you have Abolitionists here. We have a few in Illinois, but we shot one the other day.
Abraham Lincoln, Speech at Worcester, Mass., 1848
It is dangerous to be right when your country is wrong.
Voltaire (François Marie Arouet)
I gave the State of the Union and they didn't have a teleprompter. I had to stand up there and fake it for 15 minutes before a hundred million people. Some people think I faked it for eight years before a hundred million people.
Bill Clinton
Modern politics is, at bottom, a struggle not of men but of forces.
Henry Brooks Adams
My country has in its wisdom contrived for me the most insignificant office [the vice-presidency] that ever the invention of man contrived or his imagination conceived.
John Adams
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot help small men by tearing down big men.
You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot lift the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.
You cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than your income.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatreds.
You cannot establish security on borrowed money.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away a man's initiative and independence.
You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves.
William J. H. Boetcker
An uninformed and often irrational public cannot make sound political decisions.
Author unidentified
My experience has proved that a man who is running for office, and is not willing to make his honest opinions known to the public, either has no honest opinions or is not honest about them.
William Randolph Hearst
I do not think that any man should be attacked because of his race or religion, or that he should be immune from attack because of race or religion.
William Randolph Hearst
I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy.
Richard Feynman
You can achieve anything in politics provided that you let someone else take the credit.
Ronald Reagan
The principle feature of American liberalism is sanctimoniousness. By loudly denouncing all bad things — war and hunger and date rape — liberals testify to their own terrific goodness. More important, they promote themselves to membership in a self-selecting elite of those who care deeply about such things … It's a kind of natural aristocracy, and the wonderful thing about this aristocracy is that you don't have to be brave, smart, strong or even lucky to join it, you just have to be liberal.
P. J. O'Rourke
When a thing defies physical law, there's usually politics involved.
P. J. O'Rourke
People who are wise, good, smart, skillful, or hardworking don't need politics, they have jobs.
P. J. O'Rourke
Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.
Plato
Conservatives value economic liberty and moral security, while the liberal values economic security and moral liberty.
Jonah Goldberg
Almost all Reformers, however strict their social conscience, live in houses just as big as they can pay for.
Logan Pearsall Smith
Decent people should ignore politics, if only they could be confident that politics would ignore them.
William F. Buckley (Attributed)
Facts rarely change ideological attitudes.
Bing West
The reason so many people misunderstand so many issues is not that these issues are so complex, but that people do not want a factual or analytical explanation that leaves them emotionally unsatisfied. They want villains to hate and heroes to cheer — and they don't want explanations that do not give them that.
Thomas Sowell
All conservatives are bilingual — we have to be. We speak both liberal and conservative. But liberals are monolingual — they don't have to be anything else. They speak liberal, and are completely ignorant of the conservative tongue.
John Podhoretz
There comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe, nor political, nor popular — but one must take it simply because it is right.
Martin Luther King Jr.
A good catchword can obscure analysis for 50 years.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
All movements go too far.
Bertrand Russell
There is always a certain meanness in the argument of conservatism, joined with a certain superiority in its fact.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Nobody believes the official spokesman … but everybody trusts an unidentified source.
Ron Nesen
The more dangerous temptation is not to pretend an opposing view does not exist, but to treat it as beneath notice in respectable deliberation by assuming it is ignorant or prejudiced or self-interested or based on insufficient contemplation of moral reality. Such an attitude embodies the idea that since truth in matters of justice, right, or policy is singular and consensus is its natural embodiment, some special explanation — some factor of deliberative pathology, such as the lingering taint of self-interest — is required to explain disagreement, which explanation can then be cited as a reason for putting the deviant view to one side.
Jeremy Waldron
In politics, absurdity is not a handicap.
Napoleon Bonaparte
Politics is the conspiracy of the unproductive but organized against the productive but unorganized.
Joe Sobran
I'd rather have him inside the tent pissing out than outside pissing in.
Lyndon B. Johnson, explaining his decision to keep Hoover in his administration
I do not believe that the solution to our problem is simply to elect the right people. The important thing is to establish a political climate of opinion which will make it politically profitable for the wrong people to do the right thing. Unless it is politically profitable for the wrong people to do the right thing, the right people will not do the right thing either, or if they try, they will shortly be out of office.
Milton Friedman
[I'll] have them n*ggers voting Democratic for the next two hundred years.
Lyndon B. Johnson
These Negroes, they're getting pretty uppity these days, and that's a problem for us, since they've got something now they never had before: the political pull to back up their uppityness. Now we've got to do something about this — we've got to give them a little something, just enough to quiet them down, not enough to make a difference.
Lyndon B. Johnson
All political lives, unless they are cut off in midstream at a happy juncture, end in failure, because that is the nature of politics and of human affairs.
Enoch Powell
Pragmatism is the disguise progressive and other ideologues do when they want to demonize competing ideologies.
Jonah Goldberg
The American values system — what I call the American Trinity — … are declared on every American coin: Liberty, "E Pluribus Unum" and "In God We Trust."
Dennis Prager
[The current governing judicial philosophy is:] If you want something passionately enough, it is guaranteed by the Constitution. No need to fiddle around gathering votes from recalcitrant citizens.
Robert Bork
[In politics,] when there is no reason to speak, there is a reason not to speak.
David Frum
[Libertarianism] is about curbing state power to let people be and do what they want. Liberalism is about using state power to make people do and be what liberals want. And that makes all the difference in the world.
Jonah Goldberg
Why don't you [on the Left] preach what you practice?
Dennis Prager
The education of this president [Obama] is a protracted and often amusing process … as he continues to alight upon the obvious with a sense of profound and original discovery.
George F. Will
I'm extremely moved by the loving, caring relationship the President always seems to have with his imaginary son.
Dennis Miller, of President Obama
Politics ought to be adjusted not to human reasonings but to human nature, of which reason is but a part and by no means the greatest part.
Edmund Burke
[A rephrasing of the precautionary principle.] If reducing fossil fuel use has a suspected risk of causing harm to the public, in the absence of economic consensus that the reduction is not harmful, the burden of proof that it is not harmful falls on those advocating such a reduction
Dr. Roy Spencer
President Obama is a wartime president who doesn't seem to realize it.
Tom Cotton
If gun free zones save lives, why doesn't Obama just declare Iraq, Syria & Afghanistan one big gun free zone?
Wayne LaPierre
We are not a nation of immigrants. We are a nation of citizens.
Mark Levin
Practical politics consists in ignoring facts.
Henry Brooks Adams
I once said cynically of a politician, 'He'll double-cross that bridge when he comes to it.'
Oscar Levant
He may be a son of a bitch, but he's our son of a bitch.
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.
Eugene McCarthy
[The Clintons] are really sort of like tornadoes moving through people's lives. I'm just one of the people left in the wake of their passing by.
James McDougal
The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning.
Adlai Stevenson
The voters have spoken — the bastards!
Morris Udall
All the President is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing, and kicking people to get them to do what they are supposed to do anyway.
Harry S. Truman
[The Vice Presidency is] a job no one campaigns for openly, no one turns down if offered, and no one emerges from unscathed.
Author unidentified
Father [Theodore Roosevelt] always had to be the center of attention. When he went to a wedding, he wanted to be the bridegroom. And when he went to a funeral, he wanted to be the corpse.
Unidentified son of Theodore Roosevelt
Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.
Author unidentified
I am a man of fixed and unbending principles, the first of which is to be flexible at all times.
Everett Dirksen
[Clement Attlee is] a modest man who has a good deal to be modest about.
Winston Churchill
An independent is someone who wants to take the politics out of politics.
Adlai Stevenson
I always cheer up immensely if an attack is particularly wounding, because I think, well, if they attack me personally, it means they have not a single political argument left.
Margaret Thatcher
I have never been hurt by anything I didn't say.
Calvin Coolidge
If you don't say anything, you won't be called upon to repeat it.
Calvin Coolidge
The Democrats are in a real bind. They won't get elected unless things get worse — and things won't get worse unless they're elected.
Ronald Reagan
A liberal is a conservative who hasn't been mugged yet.
Frank Rizzo
If voting made any difference, they wouldn't let us do it.
Author unidentified
Who, whom? (кто кого?)
Lenin
For the first time in history, the human species as a whole has gone into politics. Everyone is in the act, and there is no telling what may come of it.
Saul Bellow
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
William Butler Yeats
The central conservative truth is that it is culture, not politics, that determines the success of a society. The central liberal truth is that politics can change a culture and save it from itself.
Patrick Moynihan
There are no solutions. There are only trade-offs.
Thomas Sowell
The "right to choose" phrase, beloved by fierce women journalists and feminists generally, is peculiarly obnoxious because it associates having children (or not) with the notion of shopping and "consumer choice"; a child in the womb is "disposable," like panty-hose or plastic cartons.
Paul Johnson
For, as an incurable social democrat, I state with absolute conviction that anything to the Left of social democracy, as a political theory, must to a greater or lesser extent be totalitarian, and therefore traffic in violence. And the victims of violence must almost invariably be innocent.
Paul Johnson
The politics of pity, based on the notion of strengthening the weak by weakening the strong, must produce impoverishment …
Paul Johnson
… disastrous consequences … flow when men use the politics of force because they are too impatient for the politics of argument.
Paul Johnson
One of the great themes of the modern age is the way in which political emotions have replaced religious ones as the main driving force of the idealistic elite.
Paul Johnson
Even in its mildest forms, total politics has produced debilitating "welfare cultures," into which unfortunate millions are born, live, breed, and die.
Paul Johnson
And the trouble with political demonology is that, like odium theologicum [theological hatred], it is very catching. Those hate-words come so easily to hand — do they not? — and so easily obliterate shades of political discussion in favour of absolute good and absolute evil.
Paul Johnson
Isn't it about time we began to treat the second world war and the Nazi epoch as history, instead of as part of current affairs?
Paul Johnson
When the political columnists say 'Every thinking man' they mean themselves, and when candidates appeal to 'Every intelligent voter' they mean everybody who is going to vote for them.
Franlin P. Adams
Politics, as a practice, whatever its professions, has always been the systematic organization of hatreds.
Henry Brooks Adams
I agree with you that in politics the middle way is none at all.
John Adams
Therefore, the good of man must be the end [i.e. objective] of the science of politics.
Aristotle
In every country the extreme party is most irritated against the party which comes nearest to itself, but does not go so far.
Walter Bagehot
Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary.
H. L. Mencken
Politics consists more in profiting from favorable circumstances than preparing them in advance.
Frederick the Great
Politics is the art of the possible.
Otto von Bismarck
Politics are usually the executive expression of human immaturity.
Vera Brittain
It is a general popular error to imagine the loudest complainers for the public to be the most anxious for its welfare.
Edmund Burke
Politics is the Art of the Possible. That is what these pages show I have tried to achieve — not more — and that is what I have called my book.
R.A. ('Rab') Butler
Pollution
[We're] told cars cause pollution. A 100 years ago city streets were ankle deep in horse excrement. What kind of pollution do you want? Would you rather die of cancer at eighty or typhoid fever at nine?
P. J. O'Rourke
Polygamy
In pious times, ere priestcraft did begin,
Before polygamy was made a sin.
John Dryden
Pope
If the pope be not Antichrist, he is in bad luck to be so like him.
Author unidentified (The gibe appears often in the Lutheran literature of the Reformation period)
Since the primitive times, the wealth of the popes was exposed to envy, their powers to opposition, and their persons to violence.
Edward Gibbon
Seeing the pope is antichrist, I believe him to be a devil incarnate.
Martin Luther
Popularity
The best of us would rather be popular than right.
Mark Twain
Population
American children grow up to be valuable citizens. Bangladeshi children grow up to be part of the world population problem. … Fretting about overpopulation, is a perfect guilt-free — indeed, sanctimonious — way for "progressives" to be racists.
P. J. O'Rourke
Crowded as [Bangladesh] is, is overcrowding even its main problem? Hong Kong and Singapore both have greater population densities [than] Bangladesh, and they're called success stories. The same goes for Monaco. In fact, the whole Riviera is packed in August, and neither Malthus nor Ehrlich have complained about the topless beaches of St. Tropez.
P. J. O'Rourke
Pornography
And women aren't going to screw you in all those crazy ways, either. You got it? They don't look like that and they don't screw crazy. That's what you're taking away from this, okay?
Samuel Halpern
Portrait
One is never satisfied with a portrait of a person that one knows.
J. W. Goethe
Portuguese
The community is eminently Portuguese — that is to say, it is slow, poor, shiftless, sleepy, and lazy.
Mark Twain
Possession
We must like what we have when we don't have what we like.
Roger de Bussy-Rabutin
Whatever is not nailed down is mine. Whatever I can pry loose is not nailed down.
Attributed to Collis P. Huntington
Before we set our hearts too much upon anything, let us examine how happy those are who already possess it.
Francois De La Rochefoucauld
The more flesh, the more worms.
The more possessions, the more worry.
Hillel
Post Chaise
When a man has fairly set out in the post chaise, he is somehow flying, separated from the world and its cares, and everything appears to him in a better light than usual. There is a snugness and cheerfulness together which delight me.
Samuel Johnson
Posterity
What has posterity ever done for me?
Groucho Marks
If you would not be forgotten
As soon as you are dead and rotten,
Either write things worth reading,
Or do things worth the writing.
Benjamin Franklin
"We are always doing", says he, "something for Posterity, but I would fain see Posterity do something for us."
Joseph Addison
What is the use of living, if it be not to strive for noble causes and to make this muddled world a better place for those who will live in it after we are gone?
Winston Churchill
When we are planning for posterity, we ought to remember that virtue is not hereditary.
Thomas Paine
Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anybody else.
Heywood Broun
Yet meet we shall, and part, and meet again
Where dead men meet, on lips of living men.
Samuel Butler
Postscript
I knew one that when he wrote a letter he would put that which was most material in the postscript, as if it had been a bymatter.
Francis Bacon
Potential
Those whom the Gods would destroy, they first call promising.
Cyril Connolly
God knows, I’m no the thing I should be,
Nor am I even the thing I could be.
Robert Burns
Poverty
Poverty is no disgrace to a man, but it is profoundly inconvenient.
Reverend Sydney Smith
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.
Willem de Kooning
He who has nothing and wants something is less frustrated than he who has something and wants more.
Eric Hoffer
In comparative terms, there's no poverty in America by a long shot. Heritage Foundation political scientist Robert Rector has worked up figures showing that when the official U.S. measure of poverty was developed in 1963, a poor American family had an income twenty-nine times greater than the average per capita income in the rest of the world.
P. J. O'Rourke
No society can surely be flourishing and happy, of which the far greater part of the members are poor and miserable.
Adam Smith
Many of my contemporaries in the developed world see subsistence farming as soulful and organic, but it is a poverty trap and an environmental disaster.
Stewart Brand
[As] for poverty, the admission of it is no disgrace to a man; not to forge one's way out of it is the real disgrace.
Thucydides
I am for doing good to the poor, but I differ in opinion of the means. I think the best way of doing good to the poor, is not making them easy in poverty, but leading or driving them out of it. In my youth I travelled much, and I observed in different countries, that the more public provisions were made for the poor, the less they provided for themselves, and of course became poorer. And, on the contrary, the less was done for them, the more they did for themselves, and became richer.
Benjamin Franklin
This mournful truth is ev'rywhere confessed —
Slow rises worth, by poverty depressed.
Samuel Johnson
Poverty is an evil always in our view, an evil complicated with so many circumstances of uneasiness and vexation, that every man is studious to avoid it.
Samuel Johnson
Resolve not to be poor: whatever you have, spend less. Poverty is a great enemy to human happiness; it certainly destroys liberty, and it makes some virtues impracticable, and others extremely difficult.
Samuel Johnson
But in the prospect of poverty, there is nothing but gloom and melancholy; the mind and body suffer together; its miseries bring no alleviations; it is a state in which every virtue is obscured, and in which no conduct can avoid reproach: a state in which cheerfulness is insensibility, and dejection sullenness, of which the hardships are without honour, and the labours without reward.
Samuel Johnson
To give aid to every poor man is far beyond the reach and power of every man …. Care of the poor is incumbent on society as a whole.
John Locke
To one ineradicable prejudice I freely confess, and that is a prejudice against poverty. I never have anything to do, if it is possible, with anyone who is in financial difficulties … Such persons do not excite my compassion; they excite my aversion … The blame, so far as my experience runs, always lies within.
H. L. Mencken
Power
Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.
Lord Acton
Absolute power corrupts even when exercised for humane purposes. The benevolent despot who sees himself as a shepherd of the people still demands from others the submissiveness of sheep.
Eric Hoffer
You shall have joy or you shall have power, said God; you shall not have both.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't.
Margaret Thatcher
All history is only one long story to this effect: men have struggled for power over their fellow-men in order that they might win the joys of earth at the expense of others and might shift the burdens of life from their own shoulders upon those of others.
William Graham Sumner
[Of his son:] The boy is the most powerful of all the Hellenes; for the Hellenes are commanded by the Athenians, the Athenians by myself, myself by the boy’s mother, and the mother by her boy.
Themistocles
God, these old men! How they pray for death! How heavy they find this life in the slow drag of days! And yet, when Death comes near them, you will not find one who will rise and walk with him, not one whose years are still a burden to him
Euripides
He who pays the piper calls the tune.
Author unidentified
[Men are driven by] a perpetual and restless desire of power after power, that ceaseth only in death.
Thomas Hobbes
Power gradually extirpates from the mind every humane and gentle virtue. Pity, benevolence, friendship, are things almost unknown in high stations.
Edmund Burke
There is danger from all men. The only maxim of a free government ought to be to trust no man living with power to endanger the public liberty.
John Adams
The jaws of power are always opened to devour, and her arm is always stretched out, if possible, to destroy the freedom of thinking, speaking, and writing.
John Adams
They that govern most make the least noise.
John Selden
But no man’s power can be equal to his will.
Samuel Johnson
Power And Riches
Power pleases the violent and proud: wealth delights the placid and the timorous. Youth therefore flies at power, and age grovels after riches.
Samuel Johnson
Practice
The more I practice, the luckier I get.
Author unidentified
Practice makes permanent.
Bobby Robson (Attributed)
There are men who always confound the praise of goodness with the practice …
Samuel Johnson
Praise
It is a sign of a creeping inner death when we no longer can praise the living.
Eric Hoffer
If you would reap Praise you must sow the Seeds, Gentle Words and useful Deeds.
Author unidentified
Usually we praise only to be praised.
La Rochefoucauld
To praise us for actions or dispositions which deserve praise, is not to confer a benefit, but to pay a tribute.
Samuel Johnson
Praise, like gold and diamonds, owes its value only to its scarcity. It becomes cheap as it becomes vulgar, and will no longer raise expectation, or animate enterprise.
Samuel Johnson
Prayer
Pray, v. To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.
Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
Pray as though everything depended on the Lord and then go out and work as if it all depended on you.
Martin Luther
When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers.
Oscar Wilde
Prayer indeed is good, but while calling on the gods a man should himself lend a hand.
Hippocrates
We, ignorant of ourselves,
Beg often our own harms, which the wise powers
Deny us for our good; so find we profit
By losing of our prayers.
Shakespeare
O Lord! thou knowest how busy I must be this day: if I forget thee, do not thou forget me.
Jacob Astley
Preaching
Sir, a woman preaching is like a dog's walking on his hinder legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all.
Samuel Johnson
Precedent
A precedent embalms a principle.
Benjamin Disraeli
The faults of a writer of acknowledged excellence are more dangerous, because the influence of his example is more extensive; and the interest of learning requires that they should be discovered and stigmatized, before they have the sanction of antiquity conferred upon them, and become precedents of indisputable authority.
Samuel Johnson
Prejudice
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
W. C. Fields
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
William James
One may no more live in the world without picking up the moral prejudices of the world than one will be able to go to hell without perspiring.
H. L. Mencken
Premonition
Beware the Ides of March.
William Shakespeare
Present
Indeed, almost all that we can be said to enjoy is past or future; the present is in perpetual motion, leaves us as soon as it arrives, ceases to be present before its presence is well perceived, and is only known to have existed by the effects which it leaves behind.
Samuel Johnson
Price
For what is worth in anything
But so much money as ’twill bring?
Samuel Butler
Pride
Pride goes before destruction,
a haughty spirit before a fall.
Proverbs 16:18
[His pride] had not yet sunk to the level of his fortune.
Edward Gibbon
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
Percy Bysshe Shelley
My pride fell with my fortunes.
Shakespeare
It may easily come to pass that a vain man may become proud and imagine himself pleasing to all when he is in reality a universal nuisance.
John Locke
Prince
We scarce ever had a prince, who by fraud, or violence, had not made some infringement on the constitution.
Edmund Burke
Principle
We must adjust to changing times and still hold to unchanging principles.
Author unidentified
Privacy
I give the fight up: let there be an end,
A privacy, an obscure nook for me.
I want to be forgotten even by God.
Robert Browning
Privilege
Equality before the law is probably forever [unattainable]. It is a noble ideal, but it can never be realized, for what men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
H. L. Mencken
Probability
The theory of probabilities is at bottom nothing but common sense reduced to calculus.
Pierre Simon de Laplace
Problem
An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
Robert A. Humphrey
When I'm working on a problem, I never think about beauty. I think only how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
R. Buckminster Fuller
When there is food on the table there are many problems. When there is no food, there is only one problem.
Chinese proverb
We are all faced with a series of great opportunities — brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems.
John Gardner
Procrastination
The folly of allowing ourselves to delay what we know cannot be finally escaped, is one of the general weaknesses, which, in spite of the instruction of moralists, and the remonstrances of reason, prevail to a greater or less degree in every mind …
Samuel Johnson
Thus life is languished away in the gloom of anxiety, and consumed in collecting resolutions which the next morning dissipates; in forming purposes which we scarcely hope to keep, and reconciling ourselves to our own cowardice by excuses, which, while we admit them, we know to be absurd.
Samuel Johnson
Procreation
The procreation of mankind is a great marvel and mystery. Had God consulted me in the matter, I should have advised him to continue the generation of the species by fashioning them of clay, in the way Adam was fashioned.
Martin Luther
Prodigality
These men are advancing towards misery by soft approaches, and destroying themselves, not by the violence of a blow, which, when once given, can never be recalled, but by a slow poison, hourly repeated, and obstinately continued.
Samuel Johnson
Profit
The worst crime against working people is a company which fails to operate at a profit.
Samuel Gompers
I know that it is the Socialist idea that making profits is a vice, and that making large profits is something of which a man ought to be ashamed. I hold the other view. I consider that the real vice is making losses.
Winston Churchill
Progress
All progress is based upon the universal innate desire on the part of every organism to live beyond its income.
Samuel Butler
The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.
George Bernard Shaw
[All] that is human must retrograde if it do not advance.
Edward Gibbon
We may therefore acquiesce in the pleasing conclusion, that every age of the world has increased, and still increases, the real wealth, the happiness, the knowledge, and perhaps the virtue, of the human race.
Edward Gibbon
Things will get better despite our efforts to improve them.
Will Rogers
The most dangerous strategy is to jump a chasm in two leaps.
Benjamin Disraeli
In general, life is better than it has ever been, and if you think that, in the past, there was some golden age of pleasure and plenty to which you would, if you were able, transport yourself, let me say one single word : "Dentistry".
P. J. O'Rourke
If you're on the wrong road, progress means doing an about-turn and walking back to the right road; in that case, the man who turns back soonest is the most progressive.
C. S. Lewis
[We] assume that social progress is like technological progress: one cannot uninvent the internal combustion engine, so how could one uninvent liberty?
Mark Steyn
Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are not really progress at all, but just terrible things.
Russell Baker
He that is not handsome at twenty, nor strong at thirty, nor rich at forty, nor wise at fifty, will never be handsome, strong, rich, or wise.
George Herbert
Every step in human progress, from the first feeble stirrings in the abyss of time, has been opposed by the great majority of men. Every valuable thing that has been added to the store of man's possessions has been derided by them when it was new, and destroyed by them when they had power. They have fought every new truth ever heard of, and they have killed every truth-seeker who got into their hands.
H. L. Mencken
I wonder whether any other generation has seen such astounding revolutions of data and values as those through which we have lived. Scarcely anything material or established which I was brought up to believe was permanent and vital, has lasted. Everything I was sure or taught to be sure was impossible, has happened.
Winston Churchill
Progressive
By the end of the 20th century, "liberals" had again discredited themselves, to the point where they went back to calling themselves "progressives" to escape their past, much as people do when they declare bankruptcy.
Thomas Sowell
[To] the progressive mind, the very concept of "the enemy" is obsolescent: there are no enemies, just friends whose grievances we haven't yet accommodated.
Mark Steyn
[Progressives] think the Constitution is like Felix the Cat's magic bag: Look in there long enough and hard enough, and you can find anything.
Jonah Goldberg
So-called "progressives" actively wage war on progress. … Ultimately, progressives are at war with mass prosperity.
Mark Steyn
And in the minds of progressives you are free to live anyway you want so long as it's progressive.
Jonah Goldberg
Promiscuity
A light (promiscuous) wife doth make a heavy (sad) husband.
Shakespeare
Promise
But alas! I never could keep a promise. I do not blame myself for this weakness, because the fault must lie in my physical organization. It is likely that such a very liberal amount of space was given to the organ which enables me to make promises, that the organ which should enable me to keep them was crowded out.
Mark Twain
Propaganda
Propaganda does not deceive people; it merely helps them to deceive themselves.
Eric Hoffer
Among the calamities of war may be justly numbered the diminution of the love of truth, by the falsehoods which interest dictates and credulity encourages.
Samuel Johnson
I ran the paper [Daily Express] purely for propaganda, and with no other purpose.
Lord Beaverbrook
Propensity
All men that are ruined are ruined on the side of their natural propensities.
Edmund Burke
Prophesy
Of all forms of human error, prophesy is the most avoidable.
George Eliot
Prose
Good Heavens! For more than forty years I have been speaking prose without knowing it.
Molière
Prosperity
Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.
Genesis 1:28
He that is warm thinks all so.
George Herbert
Our loving Lord God wills that we eat, drink, and be merry, making use of his creatures, for therefore he created them.
Martin Luther
In the time of plenty think of the time of hunger; in days of wealth think of poverty and need.
Ecclesiasticus 18:25
Proverb
When elephants fight it is the grass that suffers.
African saying
The nail that sticks out is hammered down.
Japanese proverb
Who is wise? He that learns from everyone.
Who is powerful? He that governs his passions.
Who is rich? He that is content.
Who is that? Nobody.
Benjamin Franklin
Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
Benjamin Franklin
Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat in a place called Mom's. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.
Nelson Algren
The wise make proverbs and fools repeat them.
Isaac D'Israeli
[Proverbs are] short sentences drawn from long experiences.
Miguel de Cervantes
A penny saved is a penny earned.
Author unidentified
He that riseth late must trot all day, and shall scarce overtake his business at night.
Author unidentified
Well done is better than well said.
Author unidentified
Little strokes fell great oaks.
Author unidentified
If a man could have half his wishes, he would double his troubles.
Author unidentified
Act uprightly, and despise Calumny; Dirt may stick to a Mud Wall, but not to polish'd Marble.
Author unidentified
Speak little, do much.
Author unidentified
A slip of the foot you may soon recover; But a slip of the Tongue you may never get over.
Author unidentified
When the Well's dry, we know the Worth of Water.
Author unidentified
Do not do what you would not have known.
Author unidentified
Don't get furious, get curious.
Author unidentified
Providence
Follow your heart. Follow your principles. And leave the rest to Providence.
Author unidentified
Provision
The first years of man must make provision for the last.
Samuel Johnson
Prudence
In these honorable contests his spirit soared above the consideration of danger, and perhaps of prudence …
Edward Gibbon
Psychiatry
A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. A psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent.
Jerome Lawrence
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.
Sigmund Freud
Public Debt
The principle of spending money to be paid by posterity, under the name of funding, is but swindling futurity on a large scale.
Thomas Jefferson
I desire to go on record as predicting that we will never pay our public debt in full.
Lewis H. Haney
Public School
Public schools are the nurseries of all vice and immorality.
Henry Fielding
Publishing
The world needs your book, just not many copies of it.
Derek Brewer, to an author
Pun
Puns are little "plays on words" that a certain breed of person loves to spring on you and then look at you in a certain self-satisfied way to indicate that he thinks that you must think that he is by far the cleverest person on Earth now that Benjamin Franklin is dead, when in fact what you are thinking is that if this person ever ends up in a lifeboat, the other passengers will hurl him overboard by the end of the first day even if they have plenty of food and water.
Dave Barry
Punctuality
If you're early, you're on time. If you're on time, you're late.
Author unidentified
I do think unpunctuality is a vile habit, and all my life I have tried to break myself of it.
Winston Churchill
Punishment
But thus do I counsel you, my friends: distrust all in whom the impulse to punish is powerful!
Friedrich Nietzsche
Puritan
The Puritan hated bear-baiting, not because it gave pain to the bear, but because it gave pleasure to the spectators.
Thomas Babington Macaulay
At the bottom of Puritanism one finds envy of the fellow who is having a better time in the world, and hence hatred of him. At the bottom of democracy one finds the same thing. This is why all Puritans are democrats and all democrats are Puritans.
H. L. Mencken
Purpose
The nearer we approach to the goal of life, the better we begin to understand the true value of our existence, and the real weight of our opinions.
Edmund Burke
Pursuit
You will never possess what you are unwilling to pursue.
Mike Murdock
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